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Students ran from buildings
as glass and concrete crumbled down around them. Assistant Chief J. Ferguson
of the UTAPD said in a press release, "We tend to take things like bomb
threats very seriously, but when someone called warning us of a raging beast
we were taken off guard."
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The Throne
of Arlington
The University and the town are
built around an enormous toilet. As you can see from these pictures
drastic measures have been taken in order to cover up this little
error in taste by a former architect for the university.
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Mavs
hold keys to playoffs in new additions...
Mavericks owner Mark Cuban
announced today the signing of two prestigious basketball players known for
their versatility and basketball fundamentals. The GEICO Insurance spokesman,
or spokeslizard, has decided to call it quits in the TV industry and offer
assistance to the Maverick's basketball squad.
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NASCAR
to add Pinto and Yugo to 2003 racing season
NASCAR officially
announced today that the Ford Pinto and the European made Yugo
will be making their debuts in the racing circuit, starring in
the NASCAR Winston Cup Virginia 500.
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New four-wheel
drive Jihad to resurrect Iraqi economy
Iraq is striking
back - and the target appears to the The Big Three: GM, Ford,
and DaimlerChysler.
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Student
Baffled over Peer Charges
Amanda H. is surprised over
charges from fellow students that she "dresses like a ho."
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