Austin Powers: Mmm that's a pretty bird. Shagadelic! I envy that Sheridan. You know Minbari beds are slanted...bet that makes for an interesting out of this world shag! Oh, and you know, she's not fully human... wonder how all these bits and pieces go together...

Dr. Evil: I'm sure that question keeps you awake many nights.

Austin: Oh behave!

Evil: She does have a beauty to her, though. What do you think of the full Minbari Delenn?

Austin: Mmm still delicious baby! That bone gives me a bone!

Evil: Everything seems to give you a bone. You're the human equivalent of Viagra.

Austin: Eh? What's Viagra?

Evil: Never mind. You'll never need it. You know, Delenn looked different in the pilot TV movie.

Evil: I must admit, I like this version most of all. She reminds me of Vilma.

Austin: Whoa! Bad mojo here! She looks like a man, man! Well, kinda. Wait a tic, who's Vilma?

Evil: The Zoroastrian who ritually shaved my scrotum in my youth.

Austin: Ew!

Evil: You really must try it one day. There's nothing like a shorn scrotum.

Austin: Uh, let's move on... how about that Ivanova?