Austin: Now, there's a girl I know my bits and pieces will fit perfectly well together! Grr! I vanna Ivanova!

Evil: She is attractive in a way. I most especially enjoy her dark streak.

Austin: The one between her legs? Oh behave!

Evil: No, no, no, I was not referring to that! I meant the dark side to her personality.

Austin: Oh, I see. Sorry, mate! You know, She kept changing her hair. Isn't that like all the fems? But I do like her other major hairdo.

Austin: Got a bit of that strict schoolmarm going on about her, baby, yeah!

Evil: I do like that on occasion. I suppose that's why I slept with Frau Farbissma.

Austin: What? You and her got it on? Eww!

Evil: Don't remind me.

Austin: Groovy chick, that Susan. She's bisexual as well.

Evil: I'm sure you find that immensely exciting.

Austin: Oh yeah, baby, yeah! Talia and her doing the nasty deed! The love that dares not to speak its name!

Evil: Oh behave. Let's move on to Talia