Evil: Ahh... a man after my own heart. He knows what he wants, and won't hesitate to go through anybody for it. You go, girl!

Evil: Now, there's a man who knows how to use his henchmen.

Austin: What d'ye mean? He was about to let them all burn to tinders!

Evil: Exactly. Fire has always been my favorite disposal method.

Evil: What do I want? Complete and total world domination!

Austin: Oh behave!

Evil: Oh shut up.

Evil: Ah, here's the man of the hour. Londo Mollari. I can't wait until the final episode, which shows his complete and utter domination of the other weakling races!

Austin: Er...uhm...

Evil: What?

Austin: Nothing.

Evil: I would be remiss if I didn't want to include a Shadow alien.

Austin: Hey, now that I look at it, he has your weird pinky thing going on too.

Evil: What weird pinky thing?

Austin: You know, that thing you do with your pinky finger.

Evil: What thing?

Austin: Never mind. Moving on...