Austin: That looney that thought he was King Arthur!

Evil: I saw that episode fairly recently. David McIntyre, his name was.

Austin: And look at this!

Austin and Dr. Evil together: Basil Exposition, the head of the Ministry of Defense in Great Britain. He shows up from time to time to hand out missions and overly elaborate descriptions of what is going on.

Austin: Next up is a chick I think I saw twice.

Austin: Yeah baby! I thought I knew her from somewhere!

Evil: Adira?

Austin: Have a look!

Austin: Alotta Fagina!

Evil: Don't be so vulgar.

Austin: But Evil, baby, that's her name! She used to work for your Number 2!

Evil: Ah. I vaguely recall her.

Austin: Well I more than vaguely recall her! I shagged her rotten, baby, yeah!

Evil: Oh, how good for you.

Austin: Hey......that's kind of...how do you say, ironic?

Evil: Oh this ought to be good. Pray tell, my dear Mr. Powers, how is this "ironic?" Do you even know what the word means?

Austin: Yeah, baby, I do! I remember Mrs. Chalmers in English class. Mmm what a school marm....

Evil: Mr. Powers...do not try my patience.

Austin: Allright! Don't have a thrombo! Now, see, here's Adira, a Centari bird. You know male Centauri have six...bits and pieces?

Evil: I'm aware.

Austin: What about Centauri chicks? Might they have six...?

Evil: I'm amazed at what I am about to say. There is a certain logic to what you say.

Austin: Then that's Alotta Fagina!

Evil: *sigh*